Emollient emergencies, urinal antics and dreadful traffic? Must be our Twitter round-up

Alex Bowden27-May-2016Anyone can bat like AB de Villiers given the right circumstances.

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Maybe the family ran Jimmy Neesham out of the country – because he’s turned up in Derbyshire, where he’s going to busy himself playing a bit of cricket.He’s had no trouble finding his way about and Britain already seems like a home from home for him.

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Wait until he tries the local cuisine.

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Jimmy Anderson has of course proven himself very much at home this season, and it looks like the rest of the England team have been making themselves at home too.

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Tidy up after yourselves! This isn’t (for once) a hotel, you know.Darren Sammy was the right man in the right place at the right time.

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Sammy’s heroism knows no bounds. We wouldn’t be at all surprised to discover he could fly.Unlike this guy. Belief and R Kelly lyrics won’t get you very far in life, Ahmad. Mark our words.

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Maybe he got hacked. It’s happened before.

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Ohhhh, that explains pretty much everything appearing on that account for the last seven years.And brace yourself for more controversy. Those of a more conservative disposition might want to look away for this next bit. Nick Compton’s been flashing a bit of sock.

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Put them away, Nick. Cricket’s supposed to be a family sport.But at least Nick had a say in his shameful exposure. One fan really seems to have crossed the line here.

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Wonder if it was taken in Nando’s. Gujarat Lions don’t appear to eat anywhere else.

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Just the faintest whiff of a freebie, perhaps?Those who follow his career will know that if Virat Kohli’s dominating anything of late, it’s the much-coveted in-flight selfie section of ESPNcricinfo’s fortnightly Twitter round-up.

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What a run of form.Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

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Or about air and car travel.

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Or just about car travel.

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If it’s any consolation, Jimmy Neesham says they’re the same in the UK.